Ogre came back to the shop, he was on tour with his band Ohgr (they were playing at the Ogden).  We were amazed that he was still wearing the boots he got from us 4 years earlier back in 1997.  They were beat to shit but still going strong.  He needed a new pair of something, so we hooked him up with a pair of TUK buckle boots.  
I asked him what he was going to do with the old ones, he said we'd split them, he gets one- we get the other.  Cool i thought, we'll take the left so we can say we have Ogre's "Left" boot .. the one he "Left' here.. you get the joke..;)